SCHOOL DASE
HERE ARE SOME FUNNEY JOKES ABOUT SCHOOL DASE.what do you call an ant who hates school?
a tru-ant.
what did the rabbit say to the school librarian?
can i burrow this book?
what do you get when you cross a teacher with a grizzly bear?
i don't know but when it gives a lesson you better pay attention.
kid:i was had trouble with diarrhoea at school today.
mother:i didn't know you were ill.
kid:i wasn't i just couldn't spell it.
kid:nurse,i just cann't stop stealing from other kids.
nurse:hmm,have you taken somthing for it?
kid:sorry i'm late.i dreamed i was surfing the web.
teacher:how could that makeyou late for school?
kid:i had to go back to sleep to turn off the computer.
mother:why have been sent home from school early?
kid:i set fire to somthing in cookery class
mother:thats a bit useless isn't it. what was it?
kid:school
JOKES ABOUT CARETAKERS
TEACHER:why are you wearing two jackets?
CARETAKER:because i'm about to paint the hallway and it says two coats are the best.
TEACHER1:do you find the new caretaker is a little unfriendly?
TEACHER2:yes,i tryed talking to him but he just gave me the brush-off.
TEACHER:my goodness,you sound terrible. you realy should take something for that cold.
good idea.i'll take the rest of the weak off!What do you call a pair of caretakers?
partners in grime.
CARETAKER:i quit!
TEACHER:why?whats the matter?
CARTAKER:nothing really,it's just the time i made a clean sweep of things.
did you hear?miss white ran off with the cartaker.
realy
year, i heard he swept her off her feet.
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